Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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