I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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