So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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