I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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