Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Randomize