ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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