you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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