Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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