he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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