hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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