Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I lost the right to judge tonight
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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