goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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