STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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