Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.