I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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