That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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