So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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