The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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