I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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