you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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