So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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