I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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