who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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