Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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