Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
