if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
