I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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