so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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