new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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