I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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