BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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