so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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