I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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