sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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