Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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