So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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