I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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