You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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