just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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