i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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