Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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