Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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