I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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