weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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