he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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