absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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