I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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