Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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