I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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