you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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