Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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