But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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