One girl and one boy is just not enough.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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