some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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