What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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