my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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