I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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